It's time to start trashin' the country!

NO, we ain't talkin' about insulting Uncle Sam, the flag, or the Statue of Liberty. How 'bout you actually start votin' before you bitch about thangs?!

NOR are we suggestin' you key Mr. Kunkle's brand new Expedition or roam yer nayburrhood tippin' over port-o-potty's like some wannabe BAM.

Nawwwh... alls we're saying is this: buy a damn koozie why doncha?!!!

They have two sides, one with retro turquoise lettering, and the other with a mudflap dude sportin' a mullet, beer belly and boots. They are collapsible, perfect for white trash party favors, and they'll help keep yer buzz broth cold.

--Collapsible koozie.
--Fits most 12 ounce beers (cans or bottles).
--Quality screen-printed images.