Whut'd you say... JIVE TURKEY?!

Wear it will watchin' Willie Dynamite. Slip it on while screenin' Shaft's Big Score. Feel the soft cotton as you feel up Foxy Brown. Yup, the Jive Turkey shirts are here, and they rule retroland with an iron beak. This ain't no ordinary shirt. "Really?"... (you say to us, as a theoretical question that we will now answer). Yup. It's super soft cotton, more form-fittin', and the afro on the turkey is old school (notice we spelled "school" school, instead of "skool," which is just tryin' too hard, doncha think?). Anywho, the afro is puff print, so it's textured and raised. It's so thick you could almost stick a pick in it.
--100% pre-shrunk soft cotton.
--Mauve body.
--Dark brown collar.
--Quality screen-print with puff afro.