Parties are fun. Theme parties are even funner. Now, you can go small — as far as being tasteless — and have a cheap and tacky event, or you can do it right, like Lisa D. of Arkansas done did, and have a White Trash party. It was complete with 8 f#@ker hats and 8 koozies delivered promptly by yers truly, clunker. This well-complimented the malt liquor, Twinkie casserole, pork rinds, and jungle juice in a mop bucket that was the fixins and fare.

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Yup, a WT party is the way to go, no dizzout. Here's a run down on the photos.

Top row (l to r):
1. Lisa's Dad (ain't he got a cute smile?)
2. Lisa (overalls) with dad 'n friends
3. Roommate Stephanie sportin' WHT koozie.

Bottom row (l to r):
1. Two party-goers representin' with f#@ker hats.
2. Lisa 'n Stephanie 'bout to bottom shots.
3. I'm just guessin', but I think the whole group is looking back at Clyde, who just showed up wearing a pink Izod and acid-washed jeans. White TRASH party Clyde, not 80's party foo!!!!