Ohhhhhh yeah. Nice, soft terry cloth hat wit' the pink 'n brown White Hot Trash patch. It's so comfy, ya just want to rub it up 'n down yer body, slowly slidin' the smooth fabric down your tight lil' abdomen, onto the thigh, and then back over the calf and...

Er. Uh. Anywho, whut was I sayin'? Yes, ahem, the hat is quite nice, and while it ain't cosmopolitan, it is kinda neopolitan, and that's pretty much the same thang, right?

White Trash never looked so good, probably cuz it wasn't perched on the head of a hottie such as yerself.

--Nice fittin' tery cloth mesh hat.
--One size fits most.
--Patch is machine stitched onto hat.