Uncle Rufus is taking you fishin' weekend after next. Are you gonna wear that greasy Raiders lid you've had since junior high?

Hell no! Yer gonna pick up a W.H.T. bucket hat. A tear will well up in ol' Rufus' eye when he sees ya with this fishing hat worthy of the best bassmaster this side of the San Joaquin.

He'll put his arm around your shoulder and talk to you like a man. Shoot... he'll probably offer you a Colt .45 beer and tell ya the story 'bout him banging a cheerleader in the back of yer grandparent's Studebaker Starlight Coupe after some county playoff game. You don't wanna miss that... now do ya?
--Made of 100% extras sturdy cotton.
--Patch is machine stitched onto hat.
--The bucket hat is L/XL, but it should fit most heads. (If you have a really big noggin', or really small, it might not fit. Take a chance... it's only $5!)