In. Out. In. Out. Trends are like dirty lil' whores*; they're always coming and going.

Here's the thing with the trucker hat... you know what's lamer than mindlessly wearin' a trucker hat? Mindlessly hatin' trucker hats. Wanna know why? Shore ya do. You see, the folks sportin' 'em just cuz they're hip are just trying to fit in and have fun. The haters, on the other hand, think they're ultimately cool just cuz they've recognized something is mainstream and viral. Congrats sucknut, but that don't make you cool, and neither does lovin' Japanese animé. Now if you truly don't like 'em cuz you think mesh hats are ugly, and not cuz you're jealous that Justin and Ashton git hot Hollywood 'hos and you can't even pick up the fat rockabilly chick at the Derby, then hate on. I thought Million Dollar Baby sucked assberries, so we all have opinyawns.

What I'm saying is this... wearin' trucker hat Trend Whore is accounting for all of that, delivered with a simple message: piss off bitches, I LIKE MESH!

*We keeeed. We keeed.
(sorry Tara! Juv jew!)

--Nice fittin' mesh hat.
--One size fits most.
--Textured felt-like patch.