Shore, there are some damn fine Southern expressions out thar, no dizzout...
-beat with an ugly stick

-running around like a blind dog in a meat house

-Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

... but, there's just nuthin' better than "Two tears in a bucket, mother f#@kit!"

Yer lettin' folks know that their piddly-ass troubles ain't but two drops in the bucket of misery that is this F-ed up world. Now that's sayin' sumthin'!

--Nice fittin' mesh hat.
--One size fits most.
--Patch is machine stitched onto hat.