Kick off yer boho platform boots, slide back into your taupe corduroy beanbag and throw on BAADASSSSS!

"I'm Jive Turkey bitch!"

Jive Turkey rules Retroland with an iron beak. Is that fro pick a Chinese star? Why don't ya test him 'n see. Go ahead punk.

Mean. Mesh. Mofo.

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--Nice fittin' mesh hat.
--Quality corduroy.
--One size fits most.
--Patch is machine stitched onto hat.