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Call us blasphemes,
but we're kinda tired of everyone claimin' to
be homeslices
of Jesus.* That's so whack,
yo, cuz he's my hairdresser,
and we talk.
Collect
the hat cuz it's kitschy.
Buy
it to mock the "homeboy"
craze.
Get
it to be silly.
Pick
one up for your fav'rit
stylist.
Jesus
is my Hairdresser will also be coming out
as a t-shirt design in the not-so-near-who-knows-when
future.
*Jesus /'hay-zeus/ name
--Nice
fittin' mesh hat.
--One size fits most.
--Patch is machine stitched onto hat.
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