You know him. He spins at ElectroClash two nights a week, cuz he got bills, but does the real sh*t at the Athletic Club on Broadway and Third once a month. He claims to be an original East Coast turntablist, but an ex-girlfriend sez he's actually from Wichita. The boy has some skills, but you overheard him tellin' some blonde groupie that he's mastered the "double click flare," and that seems like a buncha crap to you. He has titanium hard cases and only shops for vinyl at two small shops on the "Lower East Side."
--Nice fittin' mesh hat.
--One size fits most.
--Textured felt-like patch.